Revenge of the Fallen Followup
After three viewings of the Revenge of the Fallen, I have had the opportunity to review the movie carefully, seen people’s reactions to the characters on the screen and also reviewed the comedy and how it played off the audience a couple of times. I’ve also had the chance to watch items I felt went by too fast the first or second time.
A side note, my friend Jason (aka ZePiper) and I reviewed the movie thoroughly on our podcast via TFormers.com/Podcast.
So after three showing my opinion has been refined, but not by that much. The movie fun, and it’s good. Granted it’s no Schlinder’s list, Shawshank Redemption but it’s not as bad as some other sites are saying and some fans are whining about. In fact I dare say Michael Bay went to give the fans more of what they wanted and as usual when you do that no one likes your work. A perfect example of this is Star Trek Nemesis, which was pretty much what all the fans wanted, and no one liked (but a few intelligent people like myself.)
All in all I think fans are completely spoiled by modern day special effects. The fact that we even have this movie done so well is amazing and a FEAT in itself! So the special effects alone make it an amazing work of art. This isn’t like The Phantom Menace where the special effects where all you went for (9 times here myself). There’s a lot more than just that, so all the critics and all the fans need to stop bitching and go back to basic film training 101. This is a great movie, and Michael Bay has actually made an Generation One fan proud.
Revenge of the Fallen is not without some major flaws, but the flaws themselves don’t distract from the movie. This movie could of been better with just a couple of key tips…
- More editing (have a die-hard-fan in the room with Michael Bay).
- No guest appearances from famous people like Rain Wilson, he’s just creepy and terrible.
- Keep the Parent’s humor, get rid of Skids and Mudflap and replace with more Arcee and Sideswipe (or Ironhide and Ratchet for that matter).
- More slow motion sequences during the final battles, especially with Prime, Megatron and the Fallen
- Did I mention better editing?
- No Leo, although Simmons was actually funny and useful in this film.
- Less Sam and Mikela romance (don’t care, even if she is hot )
- Slow the animation way down!
- Did we really need the Fallen in this?
- No stereotypes.
- No nakiness or potty humor.
Beyond these small problems, even the third showing I still was thoroughly entertained. The action sequences are exciting and I loved the opening ‘track the Decepticon’ scene. Sam’s mom crying was exactly what my mom did as I was leaving for college so I could totally relate. Prime AND Bumblebee kicked major butt and when Prime fell out of the plane and transformed my heart swelled like I use to do back when I was little kid. Soundwave was perfectly done, and Megatron and Starscream bickering was an awesome site to see.
What seem to be the biggest flaws of the movie are that things are just going on way too fast! Whether this was done because of the limitations of technology and the need to make things move fast to make them look real I don’t know. But I really wanted a rewind button for the majority of the time. Roger Ebert and other critics do have ONE good point in that the robots are so complex you sometimes can’t figure out who’s hitting who. I’m not sure if there is a good way to fix this except give the robots BRIGHTER more CHROMATIC colors. But I just felt at times of saying ‘The only reason why he’s moving around so much is to not allow our eyes to rest at any point to see if he looks real or not.’
The other big problem is the forced comedy at points. This includes Leo Spitz, and Skids and Mudflap. You could completely remove these characters and the movie would be ten times better. I don’t know what it is, but Shia LaBouf screaming like a girl is funny, Leo Spitz is not. The humor was misplaced at times too. The discussion in the library could be trimmed, the entrance to the Museum needs to go, etc…
Now I’m not saying all the comedy was bad, the parents worked, Wheelie worked, but that’s about it. And for obvious reasons Skids and Mudflap don’t work. Not because they may be individuals based on negative stereotypes, but because they lower themselves to the lowest form of comedy. Being dumb-asses. Now granted every showing I saw the kids where laughing their butts at these two, which in my opinion is probably the worst thing of all. Kid-like characters can be funny without being rude, throw swear words and just be jerks. Spongebob is a perfect example of this. Orci and Kurtzman don’t know how to write stuff for kids, and they need to stop trying. Skids and Mudflap felt too forced and unneeded. Granted they weren’t as bad as Jar-Jar Binks, but they just needed one line, not ten bad ones.
In fact the items that really upset the parents in the theaters where the nakiness and sexual stuff (go figure). Seeing people die, no problem, but Megan Fox landing in the crotch of some guy I heard a mom ‘gasp’ at that. They really could of cut these out and if fact I’m half way tempted to make my own edit of the movie removing all the stupid stuff like The Phantom Edit did.
In conclusion, Transformers 2 was a great movie, not a superb movie like Star Trek. I still feel it was a step up from the first one and I think and I definitely enjoyed myself. So screw Rotten Tomatoes, MetaCritic, Roger Ebert and any other site that definitely has no clue what the public is saying (Twitter comments are either ‘Greatest movie ever’ or ‘Worst movie this summer’). This is a great movie!
I think on DVD we will probably get a better chance to review the movie, watch the scenes in slow-mo, and I believe a lot of opinions will change. I would plead that Michael Bay just invite a true fan into the editing room and take his notes into heavy consideration before releasing Transformers 3.
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